He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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