Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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