girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
