i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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