no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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