I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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