Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
how drunk are you?
Several
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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