Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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