kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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