just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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