I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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