Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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