i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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