And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
