HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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