I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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