Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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