its not stalking. its research.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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