Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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