How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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