We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
