Jerry, you need to find god
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
