we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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