those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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