Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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