that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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