We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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