Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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