i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
My life is pants optional.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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