Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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