Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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