BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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