Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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