i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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