i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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