She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
we're so committed to being not committed
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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