yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
