Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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