Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize
