I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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