Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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