Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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