I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
There r osticjed everywhere
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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