we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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