Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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