Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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