Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
