i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
There's always time for handjobs
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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