Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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