Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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