Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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